Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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