I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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