I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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