We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
where are my eyebrows?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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