So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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