I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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