haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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