oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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