We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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