I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
BRING THE BAGELS
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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