Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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