is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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