At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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