they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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