Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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