my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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