So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
high people should be assigned attendants
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
