I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
she was so not down for the gang bang
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
3 2 1 whiskey
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize