How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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