Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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