Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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