let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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