I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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