did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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