4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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