So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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