i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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