If that was your dad, he is hot
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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