Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I just had sex on a roof
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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