Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My hand turned me down
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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