i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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