wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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