I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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