I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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