So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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