Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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