There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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