i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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