Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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