Too much gin, very little bucket
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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