So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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