so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Randomize
