For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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