he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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