it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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