ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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