He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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