Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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