Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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