is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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