somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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