how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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