Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Sorry my hands just texted you
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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