Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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