So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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