I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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